Halsin is the NPC that gets so beloved by the party that the DM has no choice but to make him a DMPC and fully integrate him into the campaign.

they're so eepy

i stg @queenmuzz everytime you reply to my shit i have to draw it lmfao

Someone should make a zine of 1800s style fashion plates of various lizards dressed as the characters from Dracula and call it Lizard Fashion.

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

1. It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and
   
2. Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

Local Area Man FORGOT He Washed His Sheets Earlier And Now Has To Put Sheets On His Bed At Ten O’Clock At Night, But Also He’s Just Showered And So Gets To Experience The Psychic Phenomenon Known To Science As The “Clean Body Plus Clean Bed Luxury Extravaganza” So, Like, It’s Kind Of A Mixed Bag, Really